IT Companies Full Names...just don't miss it.... :-)

1. NIIT: Not Interested in IT

2. WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses

4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions

5. INFOSYS: Inferior Offline Systems

6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds

8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines

9. SATYAM: Sad and Tired Yelling Away Madly

10. PARAM : Puzzled and Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

11. C-DOT: Coffee during Office Timings

12. AT&T: All Troubles & Terrible

13. CMC: Coffee, Meals and Comfort

14. DEC: Drifting & Exhausted Computers

15. BFL : Brainwash first and Let them go

17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.

18. PSI: Peculiar Symptoms of India
19. ORACLE: On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees .

20. PATNI: Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments.

21. MASTEK: Mad and Stupid Technicians Enrooted to Kabaarkhana

22 . CAPGEMINI: C onverting A bsolute P rofessionals & GEM of I ndividuals

into N on-performing I diots